Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Blue Ball! Corner Pocket!

The only thing worse than being sent home, turned on and turned out, would be... oh I don't know, being turned on, given the clap and then turned out.

That would be worse.

The clap is always worse in these scenarios.

But being sent home, a little bit drunk and a whole lot unfulfilled, really sucks too.



I know how the monkey feels.

Cheers,
Mr.B

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I feel there's a story here. You should spin it out and get creative with it, you little girl you.

Crescent said...

blue balls are a myth. like God.

Mr. B said...

Nope. No story here. This post is the sum and total of what needs to be said about this.

Just a frustrated dude, refused carnal entry and forced go home and take care of things on his own.

It's actually a little sad and pathetic.

And Crescent, if you think Blue Balls are a myth, tell it to the monkey, baby.

God, however, is a myth. Spot on there, lass.

Cheers,
Mr.B